The Grin Reaper Part 2

So, what about a gravestone, complete with a built-in candy dispenser, that has a solar powered button that one would push?  You would then hear one of several tunes/sayings in the deceased's voice.  Here are some suggestions:

-"Baby, Come Back..."
-"Watch where you're stepping, why don't ya?"
-"Please Don't Go..."
-"We're creepy and we're cooky.  We're all-together spooky..."
-"Boy, it's sure getting hot down here..."
-"Boo! Gotcha!"
-"Nah, nah, nah, nah, Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye..."
-"Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone..."
-"Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
-"So, do I look like myself?"
-"I'm watching you..."
-"Don't push my button!"
-"Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you..."

Any other suggestions?