Here Comes the Grin Reaper...Yes, I meant to Say "Grin." Part 1

So, I was thinking of starting my own funeral parlor.  What is more depressing than death? Let's liven it up a little! I would call it "The Grin Reaper."  My motto would be: "We put the FUN in FUNeral."  Basically, it would be a theme party based on the recent deceased's personality.  For example, what would mine be like?

-Rainbow Coffin
-Refreshments would be carnival/candy treats: cotton candy, Skittles, etc.
-Coloring pages and crayons would be passed around during the service.
-Colored invitation envelopes would be sent to those who I want to be in attendance.  Whatever color of envelope you receive, that is the color you wear. NO BLACK allowed.
-Songs: "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," "True Colors," It's My Party, I can Cry If I want To," etc.

Well, you get the idea! Think it would sell? Please leave a comment on the topic.  Solicitors who leave comments will be dunked in a bat of chocolate if caught. :)

Oh, and here's an interesting coffin that would fit in perfectly with my theme: